From the makers of "Filament Light Bulbs out for Blood" and "SUV 3: Throttled Death Choke" comes the movie that may make you think twice about that next corporate trip in the 'not so safe' friendly skies.
ATTACK OF THE KILLER CORPORATE JETS!!!!
A government experiment gone awry, Corporate Jets engorged themselves on radioactive Tax breaks and are coming after the thing they thirst for most of all: The Poor.
Only one man can stop the evil corporate jets from devouring every poor person in the country: Barack Obama!
GENERAL PETRAEUS: Mr. President, A Islamic Terrorist Madman is on the phone and says he will detonate a Nuclear bomb in New York City in the name of Allah!
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: No time. Put him in a holding pattern. I have a Corporate Jet I have to bring into the 'Terminal'.
ATTACK OF THE KILLER CORPORATE JETS!!!!
Coming soon.
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