With Retro in Style the Progressives have decided to come out with a new line of Progressive themed Care Bears!
Enviro Bear
This environmentally aware Care Bear is always making sure the other Care Bears are helping the earth, to the point of Annoyance.
Powers: Able to Destroy millions of Private sector jobs
Special Notes: With the Help of Vegan Bear he can have the power of super Annoyance!
Motto: "Keep it Green or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Appeasement Bear
Appeasement Bear is the Care Bear who will do whatever you say whenever you want.
Powers: Appeasement Bear is actually one of the most powerful Care Bears but instead of using his powers he can bow at the speed of light.
Special Notes: When fighting Darkheart he may switch sides from time to time.
Motto: "Thank You Sir, May I have another!"
Union Bear
Union Bear loves to try and organize all of the other Care Bears whether they like it or not.
Powers: Opponents knees bust spontaneously.
Motto: "They bring a knife, we bring a gun"
Rino Bear
Rino Bear is the only Care Bear that was born without a spine.
Powers: Has them but chooses not to use them in fear that the other Care Bears won't like him.
Special Note: With the Help of Appeasement Bear he has the power of Super Appeasement!
Motto: "I'm not with him."
Media Bear
Media Bear loves to mimic everything Obama Bear says
Powers: Whatever Obama Bear needs it to be.
Motto: "I'm sorry but that's not on the White House Presser."
Food Police Bear
Food Police Bear is always "helping" others know what is best for them to eat.
Powers: Can shut down a diner in record time.
Special notes: Does not take his own advice. Eats whatever the hell he wants.
Motto: "Don't you know that has Trans Fats in it."
Obama Bear
Leader of the Progressive Care Bears
Powers: With the combined Powers of all the Progressive Care Bears he can destroy a Nation.
Motto: "Ugh Uhm What you need to do is..."
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