With Retro in Style the Progressives have decided to come out with a new line of Progressive themed Care Bears!
This environmentally aware Care Bear is always making sure the other Care Bears are helping the earth, to the point of Annoyance.
Powers: Able to Destroy millions of Private sector jobs
Special Notes: With the Help of Vegan Bear he can have the power of super Annoyance!
Motto: "Keep it Green or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Appeasement Bear is the Care Bear who will do whatever you say whenever you want.
Powers: Appeasement Bear is actually one of the most powerful Care Bears but instead of using his powers he can bow at the speed of light.
Special Notes: When fighting Darkheart he may switch sides from time to time.
Motto: "Thank You Sir, May I have another!"
Union Bear loves to try and organize all of the other Care Bears whether they like it or not.
Powers: Opponents knees bust spontaneously.
Motto: "They bring a knife, we bring a gun"
Rino Bear is the only Care Bear that was born without a spine.
Powers: Has them but chooses not to use them in fear that the other Care Bears won't like him.
Special Note: With the Help of Appeasement Bear he has the power of Super Appeasement!
Motto: "I'm not with him."
Media Bear loves to mimic everything Obama Bear says
Powers: Whatever Obama Bear needs it to be.
Motto: "I'm sorry but that's not on the White House Presser."
Food Police Bear
Food Police Bear is always "helping" others know what is best for them to eat.
Powers: Can shut down a diner in record time.
Special notes: Does not take his own advice. Eats whatever the hell he wants.
Motto: "Don't you know that has Trans Fats in it."
Leader of the Progressive Care Bears
Powers: With the combined Powers of all the Progressive Care Bears he can destroy a Nation.
Motto: "Ugh Uhm What you need to do is..."