"I gently ran my hands down the elephant's tusk until I found the right point... and then I RIPPED the tusk right out. And now it sits under plexiglass in my world-famous tusk collection."
Congrats Doug!
Here are some other funny entries!
See, I actually compressed one of my girlfriends, with my bare hands. She was this tall when I was finished.
Who wants a little Hadouken?
My 'stache use to be this thick. But with American families struggling I thought I should cut back too
Other Great Captions:
"Yeah, Ron Paul's only about this tall!" -NJ Fiorvento
"I heard Obama say he ate a dog, and it was only this tall!" -Flicka47
"I can fit a dog this size in a suitcase" - Hugh Vaughan Williams
"The can of Whoop Ass that I'm going to open during the debates? It's about this tall." - Craig Ramsay
Thanks Everyone for a great first Contest!
-The Morlock Revolt © 2012
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