Friday, May 25, 2012

Blog Free or Die! *update*

Share on Tumblr      The bastard Brett Kimberlin and others think they can silence you with intimidation and violence.  Stand and fight.  Speech is free as long as you fight for it. Buy the shirt here!
*update* Check out links to shirts below!





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Sunday, May 13, 2012

"GayLo" Obama's new hit record

Share on Tumblr      Obama has just been literally "Crowned" the first gay president by Newsweek by picturing him with a rainbow colored halo (or as Soopermexican has called it a "GayLo")  To further his claim as the first gay president, Obama has come out with his first musical Single. Download today!

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Happy Mother's Day

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Thursday, May 10, 2012

MittStache Caption Contest Winners

Share on Tumblr Well we have a winner for the MittStache Caption Contest! It's Doug Ross, proprietor of Doug Ross @ Journal.  

"I gently ran my hands down the elephant's tusk until I found the right point... and then I RIPPED the tusk right out. And now it sits under plexiglass in my world-famous tusk collection." 

Congrats Doug

Here are some other funny entries!

See, I actually compressed one of my girlfriends, with my bare hands. She was this tall when I was finished.

Who wants a little Hadouken?

My 'stache use to be this thick. But with American families struggling I thought I should cut back too

Other Great Captions:

"Yeah, Ron Paul's only about this tall!" -NJ Fiorvento

"I heard Obama say he ate a dog, and it was only this tall!" -Flicka47

"I can fit a dog this size in a suitcase" - Hugh Vaughan Williams

"The can of Whoop Ass that I'm going to open during the debates? It's about this tall." - Craig Ramsay


Thanks Everyone for a great first Contest!

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Mitt Gives another Haircut

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Saturday, May 5, 2012

Barack Obama participates in Horse Race

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The Kentucky Derby was today, let's check in and see how Barack's horse is doing... NO! Barack you're going the wrong way!


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Julia Gulia

Share on Tumblr      When Obama came out with his dumbass "Julia" campaign this is the only thing that came to mind. Click here for the clip.

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Friday, May 4, 2012

Progressive Star Wars

Share on Tumblr Well it's May the Fourth and that means it's Star Wars Day! I created a Hashtag early this morning called #ProgressiveStarWars.  It started trending nationally so we have a lot of good responses.  Let's see what our Tweeps came up with. 










Until next year. May the Fourth be with you!.


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MittStache Caption Contest!

Share on Tumblr Ok I run another site called MittStache where I put a mustache on Mitt Romney, because it makes him look like a badass. I have a pic I can't seem to caption. I need your help. The winning caption will go on MittStache.  Runners up will be featured on The Morlock Revolt. Anyway, here it is.

OK good luck. I'll select the best on Thursday, May 10th, at 7pm. Just enter the caption in the comment section or email to morlockrevolt@gmail.com.

-Matt

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Looking for Leftist Travel Plans this May the Fourth?

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Star Wars is a registered trademark of George Lucas. So don't get your neck folds in a wad.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

The Morlock Revolt will be back tomorrow

Share on Tumblr      TMR has been on a temporary hiatus because It's my damn site and I can do what I want. But we're back and I need to know what you would like to see in the future.  Contests, user submissions, guest blogs? You tell me in the comment section. See you tomorrow.