Friday, August 31, 2012

Dirty Sandy

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     The left sure is mad about Clint, which makes no sense. If they thought he did a bad job then shouldn't they be happy? But no they're angry as a Code Pink Protesters at a Lee Greenwood concert.  Well they have their own special speaker arriving in Charlotte. Yes. You guessed it.  Only one person can rival the Oscar Winning director and legendary actor Clint Eastwood; a law school graduate that cannot pay for her $30 a month Birth Control.  It's Dirty Sandy.

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Thursday, August 30, 2012

Reagan Word Portraits

Share on Tumblr       These are just some word Portraits of the Great Ronald Reagan that I wanted to share with you.






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The Faded Obama Poster

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     In last night's Vice Presidential Acceptance speech by Paul Ryan, he said  "College graduates should not have to live out their 20's in their childhood bedrooms, staring up at fading Obama posters and wondering when they can move out and get going with their life." Well that faded poster has been located on the ceiling above the bunk bed that Chris Matthews shares with Joe Biden.  I bet thrills are running up more that just his leg.



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Sunday, August 26, 2012

Obamanaut

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    My pal Soopermexican has a post on how Obama honored the Death of Neil Armstrong by posting a picture of himself. Ugh.

     Can this guy get anymore narcissistic?! Well I figured, hell Obama should just cut through all the pretense and just place himself there. 

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Friday, August 17, 2012

New Badass Ads for Mitt.

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      I downloaded an app called SpacePaint. So I thought the next reasonable step would be to make Mitt and Ryan look totally badass.  Please tell the Romney campaign to hire me ASAP. 

Wizard Romney:2012



Every Kickass Presidential candidate needs a steed.



With their powers combined they are unstoppable



Hadouken: 2012



Mitt will preside over Space


Easy to win a debate when you can do this. 



Who needs a tour bus. 




Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Sunday, August 12, 2012

DWS stars in "I Don't Recall"

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Well, our old pal, the Cocker Spaniel Debbie Wasserman-Schultz says she doesn't know the party affiliation of the Super-PAC called Obama's PAC Priorities USA. Yeah, I guess there may be some Republicans that think tying Mitt to the murder of a woman through his magic cancer rays may actually help him. Well, the real reason Debbie lied is to promote her new Sci-Fi Summer hit! I Don't Recall


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Saturday, August 11, 2012

This Team is Big Fail!

Share on Tumblr Ok, so the Obama campaign decides to put out this poster.
     First off, Obama and Biden look like they're doing a promo for a Law and Order show. Law & Order:BFD. I don't know. Second, I think they got their slogans mixed up.  Mitt wants to raise taxes on 95% of America?! WTF?! Oh yeah, Leftists consider cuts in spending a tax increase and if you dare give someone that pays 80% of the taxes in the country that you're raising it on everyone else. I would beat my head through this monitor if I didn't need to finish this post.  Anyway, so I'm shuffling around on Twitter and I see SluBlog, proprietor of SluBlog, post a response to this. 


     "Brilliant!", I thought, "I must steal this idea." (In the name of saving the nation of course.)



You'll notice my photoshop skills aren't near as good as SluBlog

I had to blow this one up. Writing kind of small. One guy got really pissed at this one. Ha, Loser. 









Get ready guys, November is coming. 

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