Monday, February 18, 2013

The Glock 9mm Rape Whistle

Share on Tumblr

With the new suggestions from Colorado Politician Joe Salazar that women don't need guns only rape whistles and the ability to crap yourself on command to defend off attackers, the makers of Glock pistols have come out with a new state of the art weapon in self defense. The Glock 9mm Rape Whistle.

The Morlock Revolt ©  2013


  1. Perfect! Gotta use this image if it's okay.

  2. Would this be effective for running off a rapist if he was deaf and dabbled in the art of scat?

    I think not.

  3. Unless this *9mm Glock whistle *pluggs a rapist full of lead I think I would stick with a Glock that has a trigger asswipes.